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Things to make you feel better on a Monday!

Written By: DChetty

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April 21, 2008

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Mondays suck!
There is no need for an explanation, they just do!

So in the spirit of helping out, I’ve come up with a list of some the things that you could try to make you feel better today.

  • Have a GOOD breakfast. I’m talking about going the whole 9 yards!
  • Get some! Yes, you know what I mean. That should put the bounce in your step!
  • Wear something new today!
  • Hit the gym! Have a nice long and hard run, come home and sleep like a baby till Tuesday, which is half way to being half way to the weekend!
  • Listen to Vanilla Ice or something else that corny and cheezy reeeeaaaally loud and sing along with it!
  • Drive with your window open, the music loud and sing!
  • Listen to Gareth Cliff on 5fm. No-one talks more kak than him on a Monday!
  • Just say “Bugger it”and call in sick. The DVD store has EVERYTHING on its shelf on a Monday, so its the perfect time to watch that movie that is always out!
  • Slap someone! There is no better relief than letting it all out on someone. May I suggest the turd at work who has been drawing closer to an Attitude Adjusting Klap (AAK) for a while now?

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DChetty

Dee Chetty is a South Africa- and India-educated web junkie. Focusing on strategy and new developments, Dee finds himself pushing the limits of innovation with his ideas. Dee loves open-source, mobile technologies and location-driven applications. He is an Apple fanboy & a die-hard Audi fan.

(4) Readers Comments

  1. Island Chic
    April 21, 2008 at 8:24 am

    I totally agree!

  2. HoTsTePPa
    April 21, 2008 at 8:42 am

    You agreeing to Monday's sucking or giving some1 a royal AAK to brighten up your day?

    :)

  3. Rox
    April 21, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Too bad I have Muaythai on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but I did have a good run and I always pump the cheese.

    You left out wine, that eases the pain of a Monday pretty well, as does Silk Stalkings on the telly later. LOL

  4. HoTsTePPa
    April 21, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Silk Stalkings? That alongside those 3 13 14 MMS adverts have to be among the most annoying things on tv!

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